Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove

Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

Oh my God, if you have never seen this video go kill yourself right now. It is Honestly the funniest thing that you will ever watch in your whole life, I promise.. Or go to launch and watch it right now, then leave me a comment on how hard you laughed and how pointless and random these lyrics are.

Please note* When he is singing and he licks his lips then licks up his nose, pretending to be right sexy, then he winks. My god, I have never laughed so hard in my life. Please watch this video and if you can, tape it so if you are ever having a bad day you will be able to laugh your balls off.. or whatever parts you might belong to.

(8)You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals... So lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel(8)

haha, oh shit I'll be laughing at this one in my coffin.